Town Hall

Élan, my neighbor and a retired Ancient Alien, finally has his break in TV. He’s been selected to Moderate a debate between NYC Mayor Bill Di Blasio and Jose Grey, a Hispanic Alien from Arcturus. (Being Grey gives him standing with Blacks and Whites.)

We’ve formulated the following questions and subjects:

Abductions

Do you think they are safe, fair and necessary?

Invasion

Is there a plan to invade and conquer Earth?

Technology

Is there a plan or intention to give Earth any advanced technology?

Mind Control

Is it useful and called for?

Culture

Do you think a conquered people should be allowed to keep and practice their customs and habits?

FAA Regulations

Is it OK to fly through controlled airspace ignoring regulations and restrictions?

I’ll keep working on this. Élan’s success as a TV personality depends on it being interesting and informative.