Alien Issues

I’ve discussed this, at length, with Élan and other Alien friends. Here are some of the concepts that emerged from this back and forth:

Gray Pride

Most Aliens have come out of the closet. The US government has mounted a cover up preventing these people from exercising their rights.

Down With Gravity

Gravity is a negative to everyone and should be repealed lifting the suppression we’ve been subjected to for millions of years.

Free Area 51

For decades, Aliens have been falsely incarcerated and deserve to be released.

Abduction Is A Right

While we may have a different point of view, Aliens are taught from birth that it’s perfectly natural to abduct and probe. How else can you learn about other species?

Occupy Earth

Funded by George Soros and obviously a renegade activity. We should denounce this one.

I’ll pass along more as I learn more.