Aliens

My friend Élan, a retired Ancient Alien who lives in our neighborhood, just passed the bar.

I asked him how much he was going to charge.

“I charge $500 for three questions,” he says.

“That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?” I asked.

“Yes, I suppose so,” he replied.

“Now what’s your final question?”

Aliens and attorneys - can’t live with ‘em and can’t shoot ‘em.