EMP

Élan, my neighbor and a retired Ancient Alien, and I have been burning the midnight oil. We’ve, cleverly and, using Élan’s degree from Arcturus University in electronic engineering, have developed a way to retrofitting old microwaves so that they completely reject EMP waves. Kind of a reverse Faraday cage. People could store their phones or computers inside, while not in use or overnight while sleeping, protecting their valuable electronics from possible EMP attack.

I’ll set up a conversion operation in my garage. We’ll spray paint them silver to give them an industrial, yet high-tech look. We can use Craig’s List to get microwaves from people who are throwing them out. Cheap! We could scavenge at local dumps, too.

A web Site to sell online? Maybe distribute through Best Buy? This will be big. Who couldn’t use personal protection against EMP?

Élan

July 2021