New Uber

I just left a meeting where I sealed a gigantic deal. Along with Élan and a number of my Ancient Alien friends, we will Lauch a new Uber Service in the Tampa area. The only thing left to do is iron out the Abduction Release Form which protects us from abduction allegations by disgruntled customers. We’re also not sure what to do about sending advanced pictures of vehicles and drivers to customers. That might not work.

After we dominate the Tampa market, we’ll expand to other cities. We’ll be transportation moguls.